Sunday, March 16, 2008
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Monday, October 16, 2006
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Two-Bit Haircut (* 2^5.3219 to account for inflation)
I'm here to get my first haircut!
"Is this going to hurt daddy?""No, son. It kinda tickles, though."
"Just a little off the top, please."
"...I said a little...""Wow! Look at all that hair fly!"
"I'm lookin' gooooood! Whuddaya think, mommy? Am I handsome?"
"I feel like a new kid! Where's my big brother? I'm a chick magnet now. Let's go to the mall!"
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Monday, July 03, 2006
Monday, June 26, 2006
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
SCUBA
Like I said, this was a business trip for Laurie, and a vacation for me. So I persued a life-long dream to go SCUBA diving.Here I am in the SCUBA pool learning rule #1: BREATH!! There's like 5 rules... really, I can't remember 'em, but bottom line is when you're out there you need to pay attention to the instructor's visual signals and don't touch anything not handed to you.
My instructor handed me this sea creature. It's called a Pencil Urchin. It's very stiff. When turned upside down (and the right side up), it's spiney arms move so fluidly, like a flower trying to face the sun light, only faster).
Notice the rusty color. You can see in the next photos that my fingers are stained with a chalk-like substance that rubbed off while handling this creature.
This is so awesome... to feel practically weightless and soar through the ocean like I'm flying.
Guess what? I ran out of air!! I looked at my air guage and noticed it was in the yellow zone. Not to worry. That means "10 mins of air left... turn around and head back." So, we started heading back. Breathing felt harder, and I looked at my meater again and noticed it was in the red zone. That means "5 mins of air left... get your head above water." No worries. I reached for my instructor's extra resuscitator and shared his air (like I was trained to do (twhoo!)). After a while he gave me my reciscitator back when we were just a minute or so from the spot where we disappeared into the deep blue. Yeah... breathing felt real tough! Then, my instructor pulled these valves to add air to my vest so that I would float to the surface. There wan't much air left. When I surfaced, I had to manually blow air into my vest to keep me boyant. :-)It was the end of the dive anyway. It was one of the most incredible experiences of my life, and I can't wait to do it again one day!!
Sunday, December 25, 2005
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Thursday, September 08, 2005
Dentist...
I wet hoo huh dentish hoday. Had a couhle uh cahidies filled. My mouwh aches uh lihhle. <sigh>
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